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Joke of the Day - Eric Holder, Presidential Timber


This cartoon from Ramirez back in February of 2012 says all you need to know about Eric Holder and most Democrats. They cannot tell when they’re lying.

And now, the aforementioned Holder seems to think he’s qualified for the highest office in the land . . .

From Breitbart:

Former Attorney General Eric Holder has said he is eager to become more involved in resisting President Donald Trump and is also considering a presidential run in 2020.

Read the rest.

What an Effin’ Joke!

I Am What I AM

I had to repost this that I found at the Ace of Spades (original source unknown):

i-am.jpgI was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.

I am retired, which makes me useless.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans (it’s called work) and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.

Now, a sick old woman is calling me and my friends a basket of deplorables.

Please help me come to terms with the new me…because I‘m just not sure who I am anymore! I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! …..I just can’t imagine or understand what happened to me so quickly!

Funny…it’s all just taken place over the last 7 1/2 years!

As if all this B.S. wasn’t enough to deal with….now I’m not sure which public restroom to use.

Post Mortem for the Losing Candidate

Hillary for Prison

She really does deserve the fate prescribed by this sign on US 60 here in town, but she will likely be pardoned by the Obaminaton “for all crimes that may have been committed,” as in Ford pardoning Nixon in 1974. However, accepting a pardon is tantamount to admitting guilt. Her punishment should be to just get the flock out of politics and grow old, forgotten and beaten. The big guy in the hereafter will let the punishment suit her crimes when she crosses over. I guess that’s good enough for me.

As for the next phase, we can look forward to the Obamination to continue to do as much damage to the Republic that can be accomplished in his 71 remaining days in office. He will also suffer the punishment on the other side for his innumerable crimes against humanity and the Republic as will his facilitators and many in his political party.

Thank God that the time is ticking away on this episode of miscreant occupation of high office. May He guide our new President to direct our Nation toward the original vision of the Founding Fathers. Amen.

Halloween Humor


Copied from the Book of Feces™ . . . :lol:

Security For Gun-Hating Politicians

Slingshots for Gun Haters

I found this graphic on the FecesBook® thing. It says it as it should be.

Not much to report on here. Been just kickin’ back and enjoying the warm weather. Enjoy your Independence Day Weekend. We may post something for that. Meanwhile, please accept this place holder to show we’re still here and functional.

Liar Liar

pants on fire

The Better Half and I went shopping (like tourists) in Old Downtown. We saw a sign in a gift shop that inspired me to create this timely graphic for one of the most prolific liars in U.S. history. Clickable image.

OBD Scan Tool

OBD Scan ToolWhen we had the “Roadrunner,” our motor home out on the road for the maiden voyage, the “service engine soon” warning lamp came on just before we got to Palm Desert, CA, our destination. Since this is a new vehicle, I became concerned that something major might keep us from returning home without seeing a Ford dealer’s service department first, which is certainly a pain-in-the-ass when you’re on a road trip.

ewlight1.pngWhile we were camped after we arrived with the warning light still on, I did a little research on what could cause this indicator to illuminate. I discovered that this indicator mostly had to do with emissions control and nothing so serious as a major engine malfunction. Having assessed the lack of seriousness, I decided it would be safe to finish our road trip and take the RV to the dealer after we get home.

I arranged to go to the dealer and get their technician supervisor to look at the problem. He inserted a little device into a connector under the instrument panel and told me it was a code for engine misfiring. I told him the truck engine ran just fine, so he suggested that he could clear the codes in the computer and see if the warning came back on after running the engine for a while. He did that, the light stayed off and we agreed that nothing further needed to be done at this time.

On our next trip to Palm Desert, we drove all the way out there with no indication from the On Board Diagnostic (OBD) computer. Going back toward home, however, the little engine warning icon popped up again. Knowing that this still was nothing serious, we continued to our friends place on the Colorado River for a nice visit with them. The next morning, we drove home and parked the big guy in the RV drive.

To make a longer story short, I called the service department at the local Ford dealer and left a message for them that I needed to get in and clear out the error again. I know there is nothing wrong with the way the engine is running. After a day or two, having not heard from them, I decided to take matters into my own hands and went online to see if I could get the same handy-dandy under the dash gizmo that they use at the dealer.

I found the little Scan Tool at Amazon for under fifteen bucks! Some even cheaper! I received the device in the (clickable) image above today and applied it to the task of clearing the error latched into the computer in the RV. The scan tool is the size of a deck of cards and the cable is long enough to allow you to sit in the drivers seat and manipulate the very simple interface.

It worked like a charm. I cleared out Code P0300, which means “Random/Multiple Misfire Detected.” So, you might ask, “What would cause this little light to come on?” Well, a lot of semi-serious things, to be sure, but, the service technician advised me that things like contaminants in the fuel, or running through a deep puddle could cause the error we were seeing. The engine runs fine and unless the catalytic muffler is on fire or something REALLY serious, I don’t need to know about it.

We have the over-reaching nannies at the California Air Resources Board and the Federal Environmental Protection Agency to thank for this over-complicated and inconvenient bullshit in the name of saving the planet . . .

Federal law required all vehicle manufacturers to meet On Board Diagnostics, Second Generation or OBD II standards by 1996. In order to meet this standard, the automobile’s on-board computer must monitor and perform diagnostic tests on vehicle emissions to ensure that the vehicle is operating at an acceptable (legal) emission level.

Due to its preexisting standards and particularly severe motor vehicle air pollution problems in the Los Angeles metropolitan area, the U.S. state of California has special dispensation from the federal government to promulgate its own automobile emissions standards. Other states may choose to follow either the national standard or the stricter California standards. States adopting the California standards include Arizona (2012 model year), Connecticut, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico (2011 model year), New York, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont, and Washington, as well as the District of Columbia. Such states are frequently referred to as “CARB states” in automotive discussions because the regulations are defined by the California Air Resources Board.

The EPA has adopted the California emissions standards as a national standard by the 2016 model year and is collaborating with California regulators on stricter national emissions standards for model years 2017–2025.

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