A friend sent this in an email the other day about the fastest airplane ever and a Blackbird Pilot’s account of events . . .
One day, high above Arizona, we were monitoring the radio traffic, of all the mortal airplanes below us. First, a Cessna pilot asked the air traffic controllers to check his ground speed. ‘Ninety knots,’ ATC replied.
A Bonanza soon made the same request. ‘One-twenty on the ground,’ was the reply.
To our surprise, a Navy F-18 came over the radio, with a ground speed check. I knew exactly what he was doing. Of course, he had a ground speed indicator in his cockpit, but he wanted to let all the bug-smashers in the valley know what real speed was.
‘Dusty 52, we show you at 620 on the ground,’ ATC responded.
The situation was too ripe.
I heard the click of the RSO’s mike button in the rear seat. In his most innocent voice, he startled the controller by asking for a ground speed check from 81,000 feet, clearly above controlled airspace.
In a cool, professional voice, the air traffic controller replied, ‘Aspen 20, I show you at 1,982 knots on the ground.’
Priceless!