I got an email update from American Rifleman this morning which had a headline article about “Why We Name Our Guns.” The post, by JJ Reich, included thirteen different anecdotal responses from his friends. The answers he got were sometimes charming, humorous and genuinely interesting to read.
Reich writes:
There are many reasons to give a name to your favorite firearm. Many gun owners name a gun in memory of someone special, as a good luck charm or simply because they love it.
These are the thirteen categories from his responders:
- They love their guns
- It honors a loved one
- It has been around forever
- It has a good reputation
- It describes an action
- It travels well
- It’s inspired by Hollywood
- Just trying to be funny
- It’s picky about what it hunts
- The name is taken from TV
- It says good luck
- The name tells a tale
- To keep it simple

We have named several, but not all, of our firearms:
Miss Piggy is so named because she is The Better Half’s Para Warthog. Reasons 1 and 10.
Jerry Lee, my S&W 686 .357 mag, is so named because he emits “Great Balls of Fire.” Reasons 5 and 12.
Fat Man and Little Boy, my Glock 30 and 26, are named in honor of the two events that caused the Japanese to surrender to MacArthur in 1946. Reasons 4 and 12.
Rosie the Riveter got her name from the rosewood grips on the little S&W 442, but also to honor the women, and indeed all Americans, that came to the aid of the war effort at home during WWII. Reasons 2 and 12.
Do your guns have names?