The better half told me that ‘cargo pants’ and ‘cargo shorts’ were in style, so we went out to one of those deep discount stores that sells all that imported Chinese shit and bought a few pairs. I couldn’t give a rip about ’style,’ but I found that they are pretty handy when I need to carry ‘Fat Man,’ ‘Little Boy,’ ‘Jerry Lee,’ two shotguns and a crap load of magazines from the cleanup area to the safe. With the six roomy pockets, I can take all the stuff in one trip.

Hint: when cleaning the guns, do not wear light colored pants like those shown; gun residue and cleaning fluids seem to be attracted to the light colors.

Below: ‘Fat Man’ in the starboard cargo pocket.
Cargo Pants