The Wandering Minstrel

According to this expert reference textbook, this is donkey shit.

Both of these items were found in Grand Canyon Village near the rim.

At least these dudes are shooting at signage with a picture of game on it . . .

Note that we saw no cattle crossing signage shot up.

WTF? You guys can’t afford targets and range fees?

Seen at the entrance of one or our National Parks. I was on the shuttle bus going into a very nice place and this poor bastard wasn’t. Sorry buddy, better luck next time.

We passed lots of billboards on Interstate 15 today that tell us where to go and what to do in Las Vegas. This one got my attention, however. Too bad I have reservations in a place far past twinkle town or I might have stopped into The Gun Store. Another time, maybe.

Putting the tools out of sight as we head off to the summer vacation. A safe way to transport the guns without attracting undue attention.

What I mean by that title is reporters and writers don’t bother to consult the experts before regurgitating an article fraught with errors. The person who wrote this article about the District rejecting Dick Heller’s request for gun registration, clearly knows little about firearms.

The author does not know the difference between a round and a bullet nor between a clip and a magazine.

District residents can start registering their guns today. But at least one very high profile application was already rejected.

Dick Heller is the man who brought the lawsuit against the District’s 32-year-old ban on handguns. He was among the first in line Thursday morning to apply for a handgun permit.

But when he tried to register his semi-automatic weapon, he says he was rejected. He says his gun has seven bullet clip. Heller says the City Council legislation allows weapons with fewer than eleven bullets in the clip. A spokesman for the DC Police says the gun was a bottom-loading weapon, and according to their interpretation, all bottom-loading guns are outlawed because they are grouped with machine guns.

A bottom-loading gun is like a machine gun? The assholes who run that city are begging for yet another lawsuit.

The effort of years of attending corporate presentations given by my esteemed employers, I give you BULLSHIT BINGO. Just like traditional BINGO, there are 75 ‘tokens’ in a trite phrases database of total bullshit. Rather than drawing the tokens, however, the phrase will be uttered by the presenter or a member of the audience.

I read a post the other day on Barking Moonbat that referred to an old visual joke about playing a game called ‘Bullshit Bingo’ in the context of Al Qaeda assholes playing it - kinda funny.

I did this for another website a couple of years back when I discovered ‘AJAX’ which some people describe as ‘JavaScript on steroids.’ I have set up a prototype on this site, but it will be need to be refined, reformatted and added to the sidebar as a permanent feature.

• Print out this page (hit refresh to get additional pages to print).
• Take it with you to your next business meeting or “motivational talk.”
• Wager with others or create a BSB pool.
• When the speaker or other participant says anything on your card, mark it with “X”.
• First person to get five “X” in a row (horizontal, vertical or diagonal) or four corners wins!
• Optional: you may signal your victory by standing and shouting “BULLSHIT BINGO!”

Go and try out my AJAX-powered BULLSHIT BINGO game.