The effort of years of attending corporate presentations given by my esteemed employers, I give you BULLSHIT BINGO. Just like traditional BINGO, there are 75 ‘tokens’ in a trite phrases database of total bullshit. Rather than drawing the tokens, however, the phrase will be uttered by the presenter or a member of the audience.

I read a post the other day on Barking Moonbat that referred to an old visual joke about playing a game called ‘Bullshit Bingo’ in the context of Al Qaeda assholes playing it - kinda funny.

I did this for another website a couple of years back when I discovered ‘AJAX’ which some people describe as ‘JavaScript on steroids.’ I have set up a prototype on this site, but it will be need to be refined, reformatted and added to the sidebar as a permanent feature.

BSB

  • Print out this page (hit refresh to get additional pages to print).
  • Take it with you to your next business meeting or “motivational talk.”
  • Wager with others or create a BSB pool.
  • When the speaker or other participant says anything on your card, mark it with “X”.
  • First person to get five “X” in a row (horizontal, vertical or diagonal) or four corners wins!
  • Optional: you may signal your victory by standing and shouting “BULLSHIT BINGO!”

Go and try out my AJAX-powered BULLSHIT BINGO game.